1) are you really ready for 111 questions?
...oh is that what I'm doing?2) Where are you taking this test at?
in my kitchen3) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
........uhhhhhhhh.......I don't remember which one came first...4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
My father5) Do you regret it?
....Yes every minute. No. Why would I regret it?6) Have you ever been depressed?
yyyyep7) Are you a boy or girl?Well I'm a boy, unless my man junk decided to be woman junk without letting me know.8) Do you have a job?
yep9) What is your relationship status?Single10) How do you want to die?IN A GREAT BALL OF FIRE THAT HAS BULLETS FLYING EVERYWHERE AND SHARKS DIVING...Old age. (oh this is just going to be drenched in sarcasm)11) what did you last eat?Frrrrried chicken 12) Played any sports?Use to13) Do you bite your nails?
Normally I don't, but when I can't find my clippers and they are getting a little long, I do. I don't like really long finger nails. Grosses me out.14) When was your last physical fight?...Do game fights count?15) Do you have an attitude?NO....asshole. 16) Do you like someone?No. Not at the moment17) what is your
Jeffery withersmitins mcjohnsonville18) what is the background of your computer screen?A Neko.19) Are you gonna get high later?Nooooooooo...*slides bag of weed away*20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Several 21) Do you miss someone?
Depends on the person22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?Twirl23) Do you tan a lot?
Usually only on family vacas.24) Have any pets?
Well no, but I am going to be getting a cat soon. Or eventually I guess25) How exactly are you feeling?
Kind of crappy and a bit of a smartass. (hint some of these answers)26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?Yeah, but usually the fries first.27) Ever made out in the bathroom?wow....that's just romantic ain't it ladies?
"Sweetie I want to make out."
"let me finish me shit first."28) would you take any of your exes back?
Nope. Well maybe two of them.29) Are you afraid of spiders?
No. I really like spiders. I usually pick spiders up and throw them at people. 31) Do you regret anything from your past?Yes32) what are your plans for this weekend?
Just sitting at the house, shooting my car. It's being a butt. Everything on this stupid thing is falling apart...33) Do you want to have kids?and I can't f*cking fix the...Yeah...car cause it costs a f*cking fortune.34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
.....................Nope. 35) Do you type fast?
36) Do you have piercings?
Nope. I rather not have holes in my body.37) Want any more?
refer to the last question.38) Can you spell well?Yes. I'm a MASTER of spelling.W-E-iuaewgnaeipudfjdagviu;elrakjfhvcniuerajaghnvruijla;ghvnapriuej;aiv;ervhnrijae;dfjvruivfbdavnljrlhgvnrlfahreddj-L-L
I do Engrush good39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
Not anyone in particular40) What are you craving right now?Ice cream. (This week has been a bad week >_>)41) Ever been to a bonfire party?Yep. We hold one at my dad's every year.42) Have you ever been to jail?
Yes, cause I'm such a troublemaker43) Have you ever been on a horse?
I've been headbutted by a horse, does that count?44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
Well I would like to but no. No I haven't45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Apperently I did. Then it turned out to be a big lie, but whatever46) Have you ever been cheated on?
yeah....47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Well she was crying before I did anything so...I don't know.48) what time is it currently?9:26 pm49) would you live with someone without marrying them?
Yeah. If you want to marry someone, you have to live with them to figure out what they do at their home. That's why people don't last in relationships cause they just go straight into marriage and don't realize that maybe their partner likes walking around naked. 50) what should you be doing?
Looking up car parts. Or rolled up into a ball crying about the cost of the parts for my car 51) what's irritating you right now?
The fact my car decided to break down three days in a f*cking row.52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
No.53) Does somebody love you?54) what is your favourite colour?
Red.55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?yeah57) Do you have trust issues?Normally no, but lately it's starting to get there.58) you are over half way done with this. Are you sure you want to continue?nooooooooooo59) Do you have any siblings?4 sisters and 3 brothers60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?Meh. Depends on the day.61) Do you live with anyone?No...I uh...Live alone62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
Hates my guts63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
My ex.64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
*sigh* Yeah65) is it easier to forgive or forget?Well kind of. You can convince yourself that you have forgiven somebody, but you truly don't forget stuff like that.66) Is this year the best year of your life?
Well hasn't been a great start for the year -_-67) What was your child hood nickname?
Roadrunner68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
No. Especially when I have neighbors all around me.69) what is your motto in life?It's at the bottom of the journal. I acutally found out that the quote is from a song. Heard a choir of girls sing it. Almost cried.70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
I suppose it does.71) what is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
...That is something that people don't normally talk about. XD It can make you go blind! XD72) Do you have a best friend?
A few I think73) What is bothering you?Being in my house alone
74) Have you ever been out of your country?No and I really want to75) Do you play the Wii?
Yes. I have two76) Are you listening to music right now?
Yeah. And it's stuff that is making my mom look at me really weird right now. XD77) Do you like Chinese food?Yesh78) Do you know your Step-Dad b-day?
Nope79) Are you afraid of the dark?nope. 80) is cheating ever okay?
Is sticking you wiener in a toaster a good idea?81) Are you mean?
If I'm pissed or not feeling great.82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
I try83) What was the last song you listened to?
S.C.A.V.A - Hollywood Undead84) Do you believe in true love?
Yeah and I hope I get to experience it eventually.85) What are you currently wearing?
Just a t-shirt and jeans86) what do you wear to bed?
shorts...that's it.87) what is the weather like right now?Cold enough to have your man junk sucked back into your body.
88) Do you like the outside?
When it's warm89) Are you currently bored?
If I can entertain myself, no, but usually yeah.90) Do you wanna get married?
Yeah, but I'm kind of scared of it.91) is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
Never had someone call me that.92) Are you hungry?
No. My stomach hurts93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
...Who has that kind of time??94) what makes you happy?Talking to people on here and in person, but it's mostly on here though95) would you change your name?
No. Though I believe that my name is an angry name.
JEFFERY WITHERSMITINS MCJOHNSONVILLEEEEEEE!!!!! 96) Ever been to Alaska?Nope98) Do you watch the news?No. It gets too depressing sometimes.99) what's your zodiac sign?
Cancer.100) do you like Subway?Yes101) would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Yeah. She would probably would want to punch me.102) your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Oh. Okay?103) do you like talking to your friends?
Yeah.104) what do you plan to do with the rest of your day?Sleep. I get up early in the morning so I don't stay up real late.105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
No but they have avoided me.106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
No. Not really.107) who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
It doesn't bother me.109) who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
...Have I really had a deep conversation before? XD110) Favourite lyrics right now?
I won't look to the sky,
for a reason to live.
Cause I've found beauty right here,
and a passion to live.
- Open letter by someone that I can't think of right now.
"If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain.;
111) Can you count to one million?
Do you have the patience to listen?
If I can ease one life of the aching, Or cool one pain,
Or help one fainting robin, unto his nest again,
I shall not live in vain."
- Emily Elizabeth Dickinson